I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY AND KISS BOYS AND DRESS LIKE A PRETTY GIRL AND HAVE ACTUAL CONFIDENCE
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life